Apocryphal radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95. ================================================================ Person #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Person #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision. Person #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Person #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Person #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! Person #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.